Throwing in the towel

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A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.

– Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

Despite packing everything I thought I might need for 6 months into the pack that makes me look like an oversize snail carrying his Red-ish house on its back, I did not pack a towel.  Upon realizing this I kinda wanted to hand in my geek card.  However, here I was, in PDC, towel-less.  I don’t have enough room in the pack to add a wafer-thin mint, so what was I to do?

I had assumed I would be able to borrow a towel from wherever I was staying.  However, upon arriving at the home I’d be renting a room in while going to Spanish class, I discovered that there was but one towel provided for 3 students.  A fourth student was added this week.  I didn’t like those odds.

So, I had to buy a towel.  Prior to this however, I wisely enlisted in a membership at the local gym.  Here, surely, they would provide towels for when you shower?  Nay, fair traveler.  You must bring your own.  They provide a small square of fabric to mop the sweat from your brow, but not a full-fledged towel.  That would be crazy talk.

So it was that I found myself at the gym, post-workout, sweaty, and in need of a shower.  This was mid-day, so I knew once I hit the humidity outside I would be sweaty pretty soon again, but the levels of moisture I had already generated were too much for me to take, I needed to be clean, even if just for a moment.

A key point in this meandering story: this gym is fairly sizeable.  Not anything compared to the death-star of gyms that is the Redmond Pro Club, but fair sized.  Since it’s the middle of the day, there were about 2 women and 5 guys at the place total.  Pretty empty.  Trust me, this nonsequitur comes around.

So I take a shower, knowing I have but a tiny cloth to dry myself.  And this shower is GLORIOUS.  You see, the shower at the house is tiny, cramped, and has a water-saving head on it that yields an output of 2 tablespoons per minute.  This shower head is a massive disc of nozzles that spews perfectly warmed water down on you like rain from heaven while you gallivant in your spacious walk-in fully slate-tile shower room.  It’s probably the size of my bedroom at the house.  So I stay in as long as possible.

Eventually, I’m forced to admit that it’s time to get out, and I attempt to cover myself with the small square of towel they have given me, which could probably wrap around my wrist, but no more.  I wonder if I can explain why I’m drying myself with a tiny square of fabric to anyone coming in?  Probably not worth it.  Anyway; it does an admirable job of soaking up the water from my hair, face, and neck, then the rest of me is greeted with a rag that contains an equal amount of water as my skin’s surface, so the net effect is just pushing water around.  Fine, I air-dry for a bit, then put clothes on over a mostly damp body.

Note, I’ve spent probably more than 1/2 hour in the locker room by this point.

Cut to today: I return to the club around 5pm, this time with my very own towel in hand, purchased from the local “Mega” (further post on living in PDC away from 5th avenue to explain that).  I hand the counter girl my membership card, take my complimentary sweat-rag from her, get my lock and key for the lockers and go to put my day pack in the locker room.  The place is much busier now, there are people in the entry way, coming in, going out, etc.

There are three women in my locker room in various states of undress.

I hastily beat a retreat while my addled brain pieces the parts of the puzzle together:

  • I was not in the men’s room that first day.
  • I spent over a half hour happily showering, drying and dressing myself in the ladies room.
  • I had nothing but a small square of cloth to cover me in case someone came in.
  • My pitiful toe-hold on the Spanish language would probably not have been enough to keep me from some kind of charges, had someone come in.
  • Somebody, somewhere, is very merciful with the dice rolls of my fate.

So, now I own a towel AND I know the correct room to go to at the gym.  My travel skills are coming along nicely, I feel.

Fun fact about the towel, purchased for “as cheap as possible” at the local Mega: it has some unexpected properties.  For example: it is water repellent.  True fact.  Note to self: buying the cheapest option usually gets you what you paid for.

22 thoughts on “Throwing in the towel”

  1. Dani says:

    OMG!!!!!!!!! I can’t stop laughing! 😛 I bet you will never forget a towel again!

    • My towel is now permanently attached to my back. With rivets. When I acquire a new towel (with more moisture absorption properties) it might be a traumatic transfer process, but it will be worth it.

  2. At this time, I also choose to inquire…is there signage of any kind indicating which room is which? because perhaps your Spanish comprehension skills continue to require improvement…

    • An excellent question madame! As it happens, there is a poster above the entry of an androgynous person in a somewhat generic yoga pose (Sun Salute? Downward Dog? Hungry Hungry Hippo? Not sure). Upon viewing the poster above the male locker room (a scowling mass of muscles, sweat, tendons, and anger) I now see that I was supposed to interpret the tranquil poster above the women’s room as “not male” (it’s a stretch to interpret it as female, but in comparison, if you had to choose between the two, you would choose the angry one as male every time). Sadly, these two posters are not viewable as juxtapositions, but must be seen and evaluated as separate entities.

      • I’ve entered the wrong bathroom on occasion. Note that the “M” on the door does not stand for Men, but for Mujer. Oops. It’s easier to remember than when sober

        Also, Hi Stacie! What a small world that we both know Stacie. And interesting that Stacie knows at least 3 people in the middle of romps around the world

  3. I’ve been loving all your blog entries but this is the best one yet, and it kinds of reminds me of a childhood experience that I won’t get into right now. Let’s just say I’ll have loads to tell you when I arrive in PDC on April 19th. Please don’t get arrested or run out of town before then!

  4. Alex Zambelli says:

    LOL. This may be the funniest gym shower story ever that didn’t involve anybody blowdrying their nutsack!

    • Thanks for reminding me of the near-daily occurrence at the afore-mentioned Pro Club. I mean, really, what has your life come to when you find yourself with a leg propped up on a bench with a blow-dryer pointed at your nethers? It seems something, somewhere has gone wrong.

    • Well, wine is better than most other things one could snort out one’s nose. ‘Cause at least you are enjoying the before-state.

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